"I'm not procrastinating; I'm prioritizing my reading list" Crewneck Sweatshirt
For the reader who has mastered the art of saying "just one more chapter" seventeen times in a row, this sweatshirt is your new accomplice in avoiding real-world responsibilities. Perfect for marathon reading sessions, book club meetings where you definitely read the book, and explaining your life choices to concerned family members.
The Cozy Details:
- Super soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Classic unisex fit that feels like a warm hug
- No itchy side seams (because the only thing that should make you uncomfortable is the emotional damage from your latest read)
- Double-stitched everything (outlasts your longest reading marathon)
- Ethically made with US cotton and earth-friendly dyes
- Personalization available on sleeves and back!
Care Instructions: Toss it in the washer and dryer whenever you finally get around to doing laundry. We know that's not today - you've got reading to do.
Warning: May cause increased book purchases and an overwhelming urge to skip adulting in favor of "just one more page."
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For the reader who has mastered the art of saying "just one more chapter" seventeen times in a row, this sweatshirt is your new accomplice in avoiding real-world responsibilities. Perfect for marathon reading sessions, book club meetings where you definitely read the book, and explaining your life choices to concerned family members.
The Cozy Details:
- Super soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Classic unisex fit that feels like a warm hug
- No itchy side seams (because the only thing that should make you uncomfortable is the emotional damage from your latest read)
- Double-stitched everything (outlasts your longest reading marathon)
- Ethically made with US cotton and earth-friendly dyes
- Personalization available on sleeves and back!
Care Instructions: Toss it in the washer and dryer whenever you finally get around to doing laundry. We know that's not today - you've got reading to do.
Warning: May cause increased book purchases and an overwhelming urge to skip adulting in favor of "just one more page."
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For the reader who has mastered the art of saying "just one more chapter" seventeen times in a row, this sweatshirt is your new accomplice in avoiding real-world responsibilities. Perfect for marathon reading sessions, book club meetings where you definitely read the book, and explaining your life choices to concerned family members.
The Cozy Details:
- Super soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend
- Classic unisex fit that feels like a warm hug
- No itchy side seams (because the only thing that should make you uncomfortable is the emotional damage from your latest read)
- Double-stitched everything (outlasts your longest reading marathon)
- Ethically made with US cotton and earth-friendly dyes
- Personalization available on sleeves and back!
Care Instructions: Toss it in the washer and dryer whenever you finally get around to doing laundry. We know that's not today - you've got reading to do.
Warning: May cause increased book purchases and an overwhelming urge to skip adulting in favor of "just one more page."
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
